THE CHECKERBOARD By Timothy Spearman

THE CHECKERBOARD
By Timothy Spearman

ANY GOOD AT CHESS AND CHECKERS? WHY IS IT ALL IN BLACK AND WHITE?
BLACK AND WHITE SQUARES CAN BE  FOUND ON THE FLOORS OF MASONIC
TEMPLES OF THE ILLUMINATI CULT   AND SYMBOLIZE THE FACT THAT THE
BROTHERHOOD EXERCISED CONTROL  OVER THE LIGHT AND DARK FORCES
SINCE THE ANNANAKI, ILLUMINATI,       NEPHILIM OR WATCHERS FIRST CAME
TO EARTH IN THAT TIME LONG AGO     WHEN THEY SET UP COLONIES ON MU
AND ATLANTIS DEDICATED TO THE     MYSTERIES OF TEMPLE INITIATIONS
IN WHICH RITES OF HIGHER DEGREE    ARE RESERVED FOR THOSE CHOSEN
DEEMED WORTHY BY THE ELECTED    BLOODLINES WHO REACHED THE TOP
DUE TO FAMILY CONNECTIONS AND    THE BLUE BLOODLINES OF THE PAST,
THE ANCIENT EMPIRES OF LEMURIA     & ATLANTIS IN THE ANTIDELUVIAN
PERIOD BEFORE THE FALL OF MAN.     THE FALL WAS PRECIPITATED BY A
WATCHER NAMED AZUZEL WHO IS      THE GREEKS PROMETHEAN HERO OF
ANTIQUITY WHO BESTOWED UPON      THE ELECT FEW THE ILLUMINATION
OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND     EVIL, WHICH USHERED IN THE FALL
OF MAN AND AN ENTIRE CYCLE OF      GRACELESS EXILE FROM THE GARDEN
OF PARADISIACAL DELIGHTS THAT     THE WORLD IS SUPPOSED TO BE AND
WILL SOON BE AGAIN WHEN THIRD     DIMENSION MEETS FOURTH IN REALM
BORDER CROSSING THAT IS SOON      TO OCCUR WITH THE RETURN OF THE
WATCHERS WHO DESIRE TO RULE      OVER US IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

Where did the name William Shake-speare come from?

Where did the name William Shake-speare come from? Notice the hyphen? On the first Shakespeare Quartos and Sonnets the name “Shake-speare” was hyphenated! Why? The story is below. But there is a naughtier explanation! Don’t get your shorts in a knot now! Don’t get offended all you politically correct imbeciles! 

Shaking the spear

 

  1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

    2. Scouring the pipes of your penisin order to orgasm.

    3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

    4. What you do when there is nothing to do

    5. What you do when your family is not home

    6. The reason peoplewatch porn.

    7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don’t come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.

 

#masturbate#scouring the pipes#wank#wanking#jerking off#masturbating

by Cupcke27 October 08, 2011